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[penisenvy]

"I am Saber of Red. You have reached this piece of technology called my 'inbox'. Whatever you have to say, make it quick. Do not try to waste my time. I know who you are. And I will find out where you are. You will not like the results. This is your first, last, and only warning.

"Unless you are my father. My inbox will always be open to you, Father. Say whatever you want."

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[earlybird]

We are not going to beat up my father.

Parental conflicts aside, he's a great man.

Also, I'm pretty sure nobody would be able to find our bodies if we did.

[penisenvy]

he can't be that powerful
can he?

[earlybird]

He may be human, but my father is a master of multiple combat styles, as well as a tactical genius. His intuitive skills are unparalleled, even by other superheroes.

Moreover, he has access to advanced technologies in crime-fighting specifically against metahumans. My utility belt is stocked with only a fraction of what he carries at any given moment.

We could possibly hold our own, but our odds of successfully beating him are unlikely.

[penisenvy]

it sounds like he's well prepared
but how much can he carry before it weighs him down?

though, i'd say it would be hard to capture him without hurting him too much

[earlybird]

A lot.

[ His father is insanely huge. At least in Damian's eyes. ]

And no, no capturing. Worst idea.

[penisenvy]

we could always get my father to go after him
Father is strong.

[earlybird]

Why are we hypothetically siccing people on my father, anyway??

[ He has no idea exactly how long the line for the opportunity to beat up Bruce has gotten. ]

[penisenvy]

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[earlybird]

Terrible?

He's terribly frustrating, but not terrible.

[penisenvy]

he refused to acknowledge his own son

[And that's terrible! Almost as terrible as stealing forty cakes]

[earlybird]

He brought me into his household.

And I was...different. Than I am now.

[ He doesn't like to admit that his approach was wrong, but he can look back and see, immediately, where he'd misstepped. Knows information now that he didn't know then, about how Batman conducts his business. He'd thought his father operated in similar ways to the League, and approached his inheritance as he would have back at the compounds: by blood, by fighting, eliminating the competition. ]

[penisenvy]

I see...
how different?

[She wonders if he had been like her. Someone who had futilely tried to live up to an useless ideal.]

[earlybird]

I tried to kill his adoptive son. My step-brother.

He was Robin, at the time.

[ Unlike her, his ideals had been nonexistent. ]

[penisenvy]

oh
well
that's...usually not recommended
even if he's annoying

[Certainly, she had never tried to kill Yvain. Though the thought of slapping him upside the head occurred to her once in a while.]

[earlybird]

Exceedingly annoying. I punched him off a dinosaur and I don't regret it for a moment.

But no, not recommended.

The League taught me to kill competition. It didn't make a good first impression.

[ If he's honest with himself, he still doesn't know better. Killing is a practical way to deal with threats. But he takes the no killing rule seriously. ]

[penisenvy]

leave it to assassins to mess up how to make good first impressions up

[Aggression is only good when you don't care about making good first impressions or anything.]

[earlybird]

Yeah. It could have gone better. He sent me back to Mother after that.

[penisenvy]

then how did you make your back to your father?

[earlybird]

There were a few events in between, but the gist of it is that he saved me and took me back in after my grandfather tried to possess my body.

He's not heartless. Just cautious.

[penisenvy]

i guess you're right
he's not all bad

casually discusses on plurk how terrible a dad bruce is OTL

[earlybird]

So no messing with him. Okay?

sadly he cannot be a batgod of parenting as well as crimefighting

[bloodofthefather]

what about giving him a warning

side-eyes yj!bruce longingly

[earlybird]

...you can try. I'll stand back and laugh.

[ Give his father a warning? ]

[penisenvy]

you're on!

das wrap?

[earlybird]

Good luck.

[ You poor fool. ]